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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash."

"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"A priest, a rabbi, a man with a monkey, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar... The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?"

"Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there."

"Tonight's special: Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings $105 - Fancy restaurants"

"Netflix just asked me ""Are you really going to eat that too?"""

"People forget that Hitler also invented those subscription cards that fall out of magazines."

"I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them."