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Joke of the Day
"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"
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"Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so... I started doing it back to them...at funerals. "
"My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her I told her ""Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"""
"If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project."
"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."
"Why did the empty string do immoral things? Because it had no character."
"If you're clever, what do you call a german waffle house? Luftwaffle!"
"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."
"I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time stroking gappy teeth with my tongue. I should probably stop making out with pensioners."
"Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u."