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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a girl named ""Sandy"" Punches someone? Sandy hook."
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"What is the boogiemans favorite dance move? the boogie"
"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."
"""Careful, there's poop on the dance floor."" - how ballet was invented."
"We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed..."
"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."
"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"
"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."