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Joke of the Day

"We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed..."

"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."

"Can orphans... eat at a family restaurant?"

"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""

"Q) What do you call a fat person that eats because they're angry, and is then angry because they eat? A) a viscous circle."

"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."

"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."

"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."

"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"

"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."