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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."

"What's the difference between a condom and a parachute? Well when condom fails a life comes, when parachute fails a life goes."

"What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh"

"If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days."

"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."

"How does one sink, that which floats? How does one sync, that which floats? Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats."

"With all the conflicts in the world, the board game Risk has taught me the first thing we should do is invade Australia."

"What did the bartender say to the alien? ""You're drunk ET, go home!"""

"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."