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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"
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"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"
"""What'd you do today"" ""Went on a treasure hunt"" ""I hope you mean job hunt"" ""Treasure hunt"" ""You need to find a job"" ""Not if I find treasure"""
"[first date] HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware? ME: [filling container] The sign says 'All You Can Eat', it doesn't specify when"
"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."
"Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked."
"What do you call a gay with a large asshole and a lesbian with a strap-on? A wife and a husband. (My gay friend told me this joke)."
"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."
"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"
"""Where are you all going?"" A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking. ""You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this'll be great exposure for your band"