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Joke of the Day

"Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice."

"Mary had a little lamb...... Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"

"If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you."

"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"

"What do you get a man who has everything? A good urologist."

"Got a text from my girlfriend, thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative.' I wonder what ternative' means?"

"850: Number of nukes Sarah Palin would have dropped on North Carolina in the last few hours if she were President. #korea"

"What do you call a pushy asshole potato? A dic-tater."

"I spend half of my time thinking about fractions Well, not exactly half...."