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Joke of the Day

"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."

"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"

"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"

"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"

"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."

"Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming."