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Joke of the Day

"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"

"Me: I just want to sleep! Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE! Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me."

"Why is sex with 92 year olds tiring? Because there is 90 of them..."

"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"

"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."

"What animal do I respect most? The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them."

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."

"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."

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