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Joke of the Day
"What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal."
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Grandpa. Shit, stop the funeral!!!!!"
"What tastes good? Popcorn."
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""
"Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan."
"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"
"I finally have enough money in my retirement account for the rest of my life. If I die on Tuesday."