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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."

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"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"
"I buy bags of Halloween candy and boxes of razor blazes just to see the look on the cashier's face."
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
"Warner Bros. before Warner Hos."
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