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Joke of the Day

"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"

"3-year-old: *stares at the baby* What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?"

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."

"If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."

"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."

"A great joke that only air conditioners will get! On second thought, I'm not gonna say it. I can already tell you're not a fan."

"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."

"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently it's called kidnapping"