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Joke of the Day
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
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"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""
"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."
"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"I didn't masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. but then I changed my mind."
"Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*"
"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."
"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."