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Joke of the Day

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""

"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"

"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter"

"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."

"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."