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Joke of the Day
"Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish..."
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"REALTOR: You'll LOVE this home- ME: My dog doesn't like it. REALTOR: But I- ME: [holding dog in realtor's face] I TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU"
"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."
"I have nothing against gynecologists... I just don't like them in genital."
"Instead of using ""for example"" I'll use things such as ""such as"", for example."
"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."
"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""
"Was surprised when my son came out the closet yesterday... I didn't think he could break through that lock."
"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."