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Joke of the Day

"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""

"I want to open a gay poker bar. And call it ""The space of AIDS"""

"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"

"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. (Shamelessly ripped from An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer)"

"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."

"Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple"

"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""