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Joke of the Day

"Was surprised when my son came out the closet yesterday... I didn't think he could break through that lock."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"

"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"

"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."

"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"

"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"

"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"

"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"