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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral? One less drunk."
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"What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because I am feeling a connection."
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"
"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"
"""Um, here's a crazy idea, how about finishing the wall mural in the baby's room?"" - Banksy's wife"
"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."
"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."
"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What will you have?"" The seals says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"