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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."

"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"Why don't the french like kiwifruit? Because of the green piece inside."

"Whats the stupidest animal in the Jungle? the Polar Bear"

"What are the two fastest things in the world? The second fastest is your asshole snapping shut. The first fastest is that little drop of water..."

"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."

"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"So I beat a Russian Grand Master once. With his own cane."