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Joke of the Day

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."

"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier."

"Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions"

"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."

"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"

"[CSI at Starbucks] ""Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large."" Barista: At what? ""At large"" At what? ""At venti?"" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!"

"People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, Kimye'....I think a more accurate name would be.....Slunt."