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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."

"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."

"Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?"

"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."

"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"

"Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret."

"Red Bull gives you wings... Unless you're a unicorn. If you're a unicorn Red Bull gives you fins. .... Please tell me at least *someone* got that obscure punchline."

"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"

"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"