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Joke of the Day
"What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'? ""Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"""
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"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor. Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated."
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
"Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days? He forgot the safe word."
"This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, ""artist"". Now I have nothing to pick off."
"Which state has the highest suicide rate ? The Islamic State."
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."