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Joke of the Day
"Whats the stupidest animal in the Jungle? the Polar Bear"
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"Q: Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? A: Hot and Cold."
"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"
"Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail."
"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."
"Treat your guests like family, so they don't stay too long."
"Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth"
"I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log in Amazon acts like I'm the guy who fucking loves buying shower curtains."
"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"