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Joke of the Day

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"

"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"

"Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then."

"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."

"My parents used to tell me this one. Where did the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."

"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."