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Joke of the Day
"My parents used to tell me this one. Where did the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."
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"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"
"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"
"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"
"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""
"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."
"What is Error 619? When your kid sleeps in between."
"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."
"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."
"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"