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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."

"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."

"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."

"German Girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."

"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"

"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"

"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."

"Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example."

"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."