27735
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."
Next Joke
"Sat down to donate blood the other day Nurse: Just a little prick. Me: How'd you know?"
"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"
"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"
"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."
"""You're more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark."" The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage."
"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."
"I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of its owner's bigotry. Thank god every other corporation is run by kind, forward-thinking people!"
"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"