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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints? an im-paw-ster."
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"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"
"What do you call a boner you don't want? A groaner."
"This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. ... It was pissed off."
"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""
"Surprise your family by quitting your job and becoming a coffee table."
"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."
"I don't really know how to tell jokes"