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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live? The spaghetto."

"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."

"*Rains pennies from heaven* *coins decimate the land [terrified scream] 'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'"

"Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie... But he's never gonna give you Up!"

"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"

"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."

"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"

"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Dead."

"Talking about me behind my back? Good. My ass likes attention."

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."