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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live? The spaghetto."
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"What time does Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish."
"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy."
"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both had Kurds in their way."
"I wish I had taught my dog the command ""Taylor Swift"" so every time it snowed he would just ""Shake It Off."""
"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars."
"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""
"When a cop tells you to ""spread 'em"" he is not flirting. I know this now."