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Joke of the Day
"Surprise your family by quitting your job and becoming a coffee table."
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"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."
"Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... Actually they make 77 cents to a man."
"Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge."
"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."
"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"What's got two legs and bleeds? half a dog [Derek, s01e05]"
"This guy in line at store had breath so bad his teeth turned sideways just to let it out."
"Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period."