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Joke of the Day
"This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. ... It was pissed off."
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"What grows on Seasame Street? I dunno, a Grover something."
"Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats? It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex."
"Me: Can't wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children. Coworker: I love Halloween. Me: I meant after work today."
"Showerthought: We should make an online dating site called eBae."
"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."
"I won 5th place in the swimming competition! There were only 5 of us."
"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."
"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"
"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."