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Joke of the Day

"What's the mean difference between normal sex and the act of necrophilia a. 16C b. 18C c. 20C"

"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."

"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."

"I just used 'medieval' and 'archaic' in a text message. I know people, I don't get how I'm not still a virgin either."

"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"

"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"

"*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months* ""Have you had the kid yet?"" -No ""Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."""

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."

"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."