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Joke of the Day

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."

"First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year."

"I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes."

"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."

"How do you kill a guy with a coconut allergy? You put a bounty on his head."

"I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence."

"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."" ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"When I was a kid, we didn't have the internet. We had to go to the library to masturbate."

"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."

"I'm Russian When Stalin for food"