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Joke of the Day
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes"
Next Joke
"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
"I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care."
"My social outings consist of the ""maybe attending"" events I never attend on Facebook."
"Ive been married twice... my first wife died of mushroom poisoning and my second wife died of a fractured skull. She didnt like mushrooms."
"The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo"
"Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert? Cus they are always stuffed."
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
"What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins."
"Hitler was a keen golfer..... He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'"