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"How much does a Hipster weigh? An Instagram."
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"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"
"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."
"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"
"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"
"This whole VW car thing makes me think... ...Have you been mis-sold TDI?"
"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."
"Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door"
"I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner."
"The worst feeling ever is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are alcohol."