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Joke of the Day
"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"
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"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."
"Took a class at Trump University but ... ... the textbook had four Chapter 11s."
"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors."
"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"
"I'm in an Uber going 100mph the wrong way on the freeway and the driver's girlfriend keeps calling and screaming at him on speakerphone"
"ORAL SEX At this stage of our marriage, me and the wife only practice oral sex. Whenever we pass each other, we both say , 'fuck you.'"
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
"I'm not fat Just short for my weight"