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Joke of the Day
"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."
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"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"
"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."
"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."
"Sometimes I call meteors hot space potatoes and everyone just keeps ignoring me"
"My mom moved me away from Texas as a kid, statistically decreasing the chance I ever get the death penalty and that's pretty cool"
"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"
"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"
"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"