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Joke of the Day

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"The acting in Gilmore Girls"

"Taught a parrot to repeatedly say ""WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?"" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool."

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."

"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."

"Two Lesbian Vampires have just had sex.... and one says to the other: ""Same time next month?"""

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."