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Joke of the Day
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"
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"TIL: They're making a sequal to Brokeback Mountain... Called Sore Ass Pass."
"http://loolzpedia.blogspot.com/2014/08/oxygen.html Oxygen Is Important"
"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"
"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."
"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."
"I decided to live at the gym, it was free! Because of squatter's rights."
"Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much."
"What worse than finding out your wife has cancer? Finding out it is curable."
"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"