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Joke of the Day
"What worse than finding out your wife has cancer? Finding out it is curable."
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"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"
"A woman gave birth to triplets. She named them Tim, Tom, and Tat. Unfortunately at feeding time there was no tit for Tat."
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."
"Got caught stealing a utensil set earlier... I was a whisker away."
"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."
"I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes."
"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."