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Joke of the Day

"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."

"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."

"What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone!"

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"

"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."

"The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand."

"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with a mirror."

"sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?"

"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"