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Joke of the Day
"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"
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"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."
"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."
"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."
"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."
"My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"
"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."
"I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent."
"Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back."