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Joke of the Day

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."

"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."

"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."

"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."

"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"

"Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - Sometimes When We Touch"

"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."

"What's E.T. short for? Cos he's only got little legs"

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"What kind of melons always have big weddings? Cantaloupe."