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Joke of the Day

"Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back."

"Pun challenge My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me ""No pun in ten did"""

"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian tells him... ""Fuck off you won't bring it back"""

"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"How do priests make holy water? They bless the hell out of it."

"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."

"I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in."