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Joke of the Day
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet."
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"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"
"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."
"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."
"what is it about suicide bomber and sperm they both come out bursting"
"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
"Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it."
"When Jedi characters get divorced Do they call it deforced?"
"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"
"It's not Wingardium Leviosa It's Wingardium Leviosah-Dude"