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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"
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"The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle."
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"Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it ""twita"". Dat would b nize"
"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."
"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""
"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"
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"I like my girls like my whiskey Aged 18 years and single"
"What's a ninja's favourite drink? Waaaaa-taaah!!!"