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Joke of the Day
"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"
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"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."
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"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."
"Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?"
"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""