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Joke of the Day
"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."
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"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"
"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."
"A programmer orders 0 drink from the bar. Only when his friend comes in and he orders for both does he get his drink."
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
"Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked."
"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."