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Joke of the Day

"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""

"Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives."

"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"

"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"

"my accountant: look at ur currently monthly budget: RENT: $800 GAS: $200 CHEEZ-ITS: $2,750 me: ur right, i need a cheaper place."

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"Bras are annoying: They really get on my tits. I am from the UK and have no idea whether this works in any other country at all."

"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"

"Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept."