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Joke of the Day
"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."
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"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."
"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"
"A guy meets a fat chick at a convention [deleted]"
"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."
"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."
"My retirement plan is to die young and broke."
"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit."
"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."