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Joke of the Day

"Come with me and I will help you realize your full insignificance."

"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."

"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"

"ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor"

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other is a little lighter..."

"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory."

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."

"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."

"There's nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can't cure."